Animal Inspector T-Shirts

"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Collies Without Borders

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"What happened to what cat?"

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Spider watching his web cam.

Dog Catcher.

Ophiologist

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

"I'm liking it already!"

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

'Hello? Animal control?'