Animal Welfare Inspector T-Shirts

"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Foster failure

Support group for sheep.

"Be kind"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'What's founder?'

'...Do not feed the bears'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"Great Party! I've already popped about 50 balloons!"

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

'Honest, officer -- I thought they were hippies!'

Giraffe and Gloves.

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

An inbred poodle.

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Committee On Feline Healthcare

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

Infectious Disease Treatment Area

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

Chicken comedians.