Animal Welfare Inspector Gifts

"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Foster failure

Support group for sheep.

"Be kind"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'What's founder?'

'...Do not feed the bears'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"Great Party! I've already popped about 50 balloons!"

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'Honest, officer -- I thought they were hippies!'

Giraffe and Gloves.

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

An inbred poodle.

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Infectious Disease Treatment Area

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?