Animal Welfare Specialist Gifts

'Second rumenotomy on that danged cow this year, Doc....'

'This always stops the scours...

Practice Limited to Freeze-Dried Pets

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Foster failure

Support group for sheep.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

The Golfing Accident

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Be kind"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'