Animal Care Specialist Gifts

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Would you kindly not dig holes in my field? I could break a leg, and we both know what that means...'

Zoo. Now remember, he doesn't think it's funny when you call his stuffy nose a "packed trunk."

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

'Where did I put my syringe?'

Man - 'You gotta help me I gotta sick squid.' Vet - 'Well I don't usually work for less than ten.'

'Now that she is pregnant, can she have a rhinoceros injection and a Catholic operation?

'It's ironic: I'm a carnivore, but my stomach pains were cured by a herbalist...'

'I quit large animal practice because it was so dangerous....'

"Did I mention that my pet was a Lemming?"

"Say 'Bark.'"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Foster failure"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Billy. The Kid.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Walking Services

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Support group for sheep.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'You know too much!'

Love a Mutt