Animal Care Pro Gifts

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Billy. The Kid.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog Walking Services

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'You know too much!'

Love a Mutt

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Hush puppy.

Support group for sheep.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Haute Suture

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Pet a Puppy