Pet Care Pro Gifts

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Fetch.'

Dog Walking Services

Billy. The Kid.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Biofelineism

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Horror movies

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Skeleton playing fetch.