Pet Care Professional Gifts

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

"As I see it you have two options - put him on a diet or roast him."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!'

'Sorry. We just assumed that since you were picking up his waste, he was the intelligent life form.'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

"Well, it's a good thing cats game nine lives."/"Yeah, and each one seems to cost me a fortune."

A kennel run by a dog has a portrait of ' Our Founder.'

'Oh well, another day another collar.'

'Thanks for the chow ... any chance you could toss up my lead boots?'

'Here's my business card.'

pet door at the Vets

'The most precious thing a practitioner can accomplish, my boy, is to accumulate a devoted following of these damned hypochondriacs."

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"The cat walking business didn't go anywhere! Neither did we."

Distracted dog walker.

"You're right. It's too cold for man or beast."

Dog Walking Services

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

Global dog walkers Inc.

The next logical step in invisible fence technology.

Buttbook

"Can't you read the sign? That dog should be on a lead!"

'If you insist on feeding your dog table scraps, fine...'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'I must smell more.'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."