Pet Care Pros Gifts

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"I don't really need to go out, but as his best friend and life coach, he needs the exercise."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Fetch.'

Billy. The Kid.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Horror movies

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Biofelineism

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Skeleton playing fetch.