Pet Care Gifts

Santa Claus walks dogs

Why dogs make the best Valentines

How to put a cat in cat in a box

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'Oh, so you do keep track of where you bury things.'

"Just one I'd like to see a menu."

Dog Quiz

"I'm walking the sloth. See you all in a week."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Pets.

is it an emergency?

"That's right - I'm talking to you."

Pet and Animal Companion

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

Letting the Cat Out

"It's a symbiotic relationship. I feed him seeds and berries, and he pecks out the eyes of my enemies."

"He's having a tough time letting go of the Upper East Side."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'I was wrong...you can teach an old dog new tricks.'

Dog with lower back pain

Pets on holiday.

"Sit!"

"How long have you been self-employed?"

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

'It's time for your walk.'

'What am I blind, Bob?'

'All these years i've been doing tricks for regular dog food?! You're a monster, David. A monster!'

"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."

"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"

'We all contributed.'

Who am I kidding?

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'I'm gay.'