Dog Care Gifts

'I'm not supposed to lick myself either.'

"Who are you kidding? You're all about small government until you get stuck in a tree."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'I feel ridiculous!'

'This is is a Merlot...I didstinctly asked for a Cabernet Sauvignon! '

'Tell me this isn't celery.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'There are no accidents.'

"OK, you're not your owner's first pet and will never be the answer to a security question. How does that make you feel?"

Pet Dog.

'Hey, you in the house! I don't run on batteries, you know!'

'No need to shout.'

Cause and Effect.

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

Dog Bath.

State of the Art Dog.

"For your vet bills alone we can hire two pups."

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

Dog bath

Anatomy of a Dog

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'I think I'm feeding you too much.'

"I seem to have missed the cup."

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

'I keep them around because they have skills I need.'

Chihuahua says to large dog: 'I'm on a diet - I want to be a size zero.'

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'Rex, is just like one of the family.'

'Great! Now do behind my ears!'

That's my pee pad.

"Nice shell!"

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'