Dog Care Pillows

"Who are you kidding? You're all about small government until you get stuck in a tree."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'I feel ridiculous!'

'This is is a Merlot...I didstinctly asked for a Cabernet Sauvignon! '

'Tell me this isn't celery.'

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

"For your vet bills alone we can hire two pups."

Dog Bath.

Cause and Effect.

'No need to shout.'

State of the Art Dog.

Dog bath

Anatomy of a Dog

'Hey, you in the house! I don't run on batteries, you know!'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"OK, you're not your owner's first pet and will never be the answer to a security question. How does that make you feel?"

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

Pet Dog.

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

"I seem to have missed the cup."

Save me versus Feed me.

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

'There's no joy in his fetching.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Wipe all your feet!'

Man and dog both have leashes.

Shih Tzu Giving a Shiitake Shiatsu

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

Bathing the dog

'Oh, jeez! Look at that poor bastard! Ha, ha! Oh, man! Hee, hee, hee...'

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

"Nice shell!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'