Canine Care Gifts

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

'This is 'Louis': He can make a fake pedigree for 200 dollars...'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'

"Gracie learned how to whistle today."

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

"What happened to us? We never talk, we never walk – you hardly ever drop scraps of food on the floor anymore."

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Teaching him to use a knife and fork was easy but he still can't tell a Merlot from a Chianti!"

"Pick me!"

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

Dietary options for your dog.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I don't mind cats, but I'm more of a dogman."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"I had to decide—am I living for the American Kennel Club, or am I living for me?"

'Don't worry about being lost: If you're microchipped, they'll find your home...'

'Eat boy, eat!... I taught him that one myself.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"You've already been for a walk."

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Easy, Scooter. Word on the street is she's got the fleas."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"No no, I said sit!!"