Pet Care T-Shirts

Santa Claus walks dogs

Why dogs make the best Valentines

How to put a cat in cat in a box

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'Oh, so you do keep track of where you bury things.'

"Just one I'd like to see a menu."

"I'm walking the sloth. See you all in a week."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Dog Quiz

Pets.

"That's right - I'm talking to you."

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

Letting the Cat Out

is it an emergency?

Pet and Animal Companion

"He's having a tough time letting go of the Upper East Side."

"It's a symbiotic relationship. I feed him seeds and berries, and he pecks out the eyes of my enemies."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'I was wrong...you can teach an old dog new tricks.'

Dog with lower back pain

Pets on holiday.

"Sit!"

"How long have you been self-employed?"

"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

'I'm sorry, does that say $777? It should be $111. I mistakenly calculated your bill in dog dollars.'

I think it's time somebody changed our water!

"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."

'All these years i've been doing tricks for regular dog food?! You're a monster, David. A monster!'

"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"

'What am I blind, Bob?'

'It's time for your walk.'

'We all contributed.'

Who am I kidding?