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"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"No no, I said sit!!"

Dog Walking Services

'Fetch.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Billy. The Kid.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Biofelineism

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Horror movies

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Now I really hate poetry."