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"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

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"She was a rescue."

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"We need to talk about your diet."

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

"When Dr. Henderson comes in, everybody play dead."

"Your love gives me strength."

"Here's a study for you, Doctor - he faints."

"...And how do you feel once you've had a hissy fit."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

"Depressed? No doubt. Overwhelmed? Obviously. Crazy? I don't think so."

'Now look at this. This is interesting!'

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"And when the time comes the company will put you to sleep at its own expense."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

'It's a new flavor, Henry, he want's you to try it first.'

'All I'm saying is that the 'good dog' 'bad dog' labels have a real shame-based ring to them!'

Where dogs have been before they lick you...

"We're heading south for the winter—any chance we can get the place again next spring?"

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

Chickens one side - Foxes other side - Crisis Management in the middle.

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'Ever stop to consider we live in a gated community?'

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

'I can too show gratitude. I'm just saving it for the right moment.'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Bovine Palpation'

'You should have called me sooner.'

'How long have you been in Waste Management?'