Animal Welfare Worker Gifts

I don't suppose you'd like a last cigarette?

'He chases cats. Maybe on stepped on him.'

Infectious Disease Treatment Area

'Now that she is pregnant, can she have a rhinoceros injection and a Catholic operation?

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'And when did you notice he wasn't his usual self Mrs. Bakston?'

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

'She'll kiss the dog on the mouth, but she won't drink out of my coffee cup?'

'Well, Doctor Morrison, when do you want to see us again?'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"That law against keeping chickens inside the city limits is so crazy."

'You pick it up. Your Dad's a vet! You're used to dead things!'

Elephants Trunks.

'Who's next?'

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"Question number 9... have you ever, at any point in your life, stepped on a bug?"

'We brought him here to be C...A...S...T...R...A...'

Gorilla Chasing Vet.

'The veterinarians have informed me that no matter how cheaply they'll work,...

'Is there a shot that causes feline leukemia?'

'Do you have any calls out this way the next day or two?'

'Have you ANY idea, Doctor, what could have killed her?'

Elephant and the Vet's Glove.

'I didn't hear you drive up, Doc.'

'The Voice of Humanity. The Knackers Yard, or the Horses Last Home'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.