Animal Rescue Worker Gifts

Cat in Tree.

'We know you have a cat...'

"We rescued an ape."

Dog wearing a cone

'Funnily enough, the cat you were trying to rescue was right as rain...'

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog Dreams

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Love a Mutt

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Be kind"

Woman escapes with cats.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Shelter Cat Nap

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Your love gives me strength."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Separation

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'