Animal Sanctuary Worker Gifts

'All I asked was if they sold in bulk to restaurants and they went berserk.'

Kangaroo Rescue Centre

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog Dreams

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

"Be kind"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Shelter Cat Nap

Cat in Tree.

Dog wearing a cone

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Your love gives me strength."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'It's almost as if they knew!'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Separation

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"It's nice to be wanted."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'

Labrador for sale

Your resume looks great

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."