Animal Shelter Worker Gifts

"Your love gives me strength."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"It's nice to be wanted."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Separation

Shelter Cat Nap

"Really? Mine's a rescue, too."

Re-home Sweet Home

Non-working dog, please help

Animal shelter helper reading article 'Rat Cloned'. He reports, 'Says here lawyers are next 'cause their DNA's the same.'

No-Kill Ambitions.

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

"I hope you've had your shots!"

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

'First time you've been kenneled?'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'No...we can't use your wife's leftover cooking.'

'I don't believe it... there's our long lost Tiddles in that television studio!'

'Have you got anything that goes with suede?'

'She's a nice little runner, only one previous owner.'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"And how's Norman taking to his new job at the Kennels?"

Stephen Harper's cat painting sign saying Ignatieff for Prime Minister.

'I want to trade him in for a new one.'

'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'

Don

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Cattery and kennels

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

"She was a rescue."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"