Animal Worker Gifts

"This new office is so small. You can't swing a cat in here."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog Dreams

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Love a Mutt

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Be kind"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Cat in Tree.

Shelter Cat Nap

Dog wearing a cone

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Your love gives me strength."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

Separation

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

"It's nice to be wanted."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

Labrador for sale

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'