Animal Inspector Mugs

"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Collies Without Borders

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Ophiologist

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Spider watching his web cam.

Dog Catcher.

"What happened to what cat?"

"I'm liking it already!"

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

Bird and Worm.