Animal Detective Mugs

"What have you done with Dr. Millmoss?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"What happened to what cat?"

'I didn't THINK infiltration would work.'

'Careful,mister-he's a master of camouflage!'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

Suddenly Dr. Fogney realized this simple spaniel knew more about veterinary medicine than he did.'

'You tell Mister Winjammer that I looked, but couldn't find any lead.'

'Aw, Jack, for cryin' out loud!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Barks in code.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"What's all this?"

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Fido and Fifi

"Now how did she know?"

Clandestine cows.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'