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"What have you done with Dr. Millmoss?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"What happened to what cat?"

'I didn't THINK infiltration would work.'

'Careful,mister-he's a master of camouflage!'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

Suddenly Dr. Fogney realized this simple spaniel knew more about veterinary medicine than he did.'

'You tell Mister Winjammer that I looked, but couldn't find any lead.'

'Aw, Jack, for cryin' out loud!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Barks in code.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"What's all this?"

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Fido and Fifi

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

Clandestine cows.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Now how did she know?"