Livestock Inspector Mugs

Theft and Illegal Slaughter of Livestock

Your lobster was off!

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

HELLth Food Sprouts

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

*=Hotdog

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"I think the milk's off!"

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Our Troubled Chowders

Horse meat scandal.

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

'Are these mushrooms edible?'