Livestock Guardian Mugs

'Gee, Doc, I'm sorry, but another vet got here first.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Monkey-artist

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Sick Rancher Humor

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Cheesie Rider

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Earth Day Summit.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Preserve these Wetlands.

"Hi. We're from the future."

"The nominees"

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"No not the puppy please"

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Free Range Cows.

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

Beekeeping 101

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'