'Gee, Doc, I'm sorry, but another vet got here first.'
Livestock Guardian Gifts
Looking for a gift for a livestock guardian? Whether they’re a hardworking farmer or a dog lover proud of their guardian breed, our creative gifts blend humor and appreciation. Perfect for someone who keeps their flock safe or simply loves these noble animals, our products bring a smile and recognition to their vital role.
'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'
Chase me, chase me cows.
'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'
Monkey-artist
'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'
Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!
'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).
"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"
Miniature Cattle Fanciers
Sick Rancher Humor
"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"
Fish Posting No Fishing Sign
Cheesie Rider
'This'll save a couple of journeys!'
Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry
'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'
Earth Day Summit.
'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'
'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'
Preserve these Wetlands.
"Hi. We're from the future."
"The nominees"
'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'
And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.
Matador Artificial Insemination.
"No not the puppy please"
Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!
Free Range Cows.
"Okay, now we're too domesticated."
'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'
"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."
'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.
Beekeeping 101
'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'
Livestock Guardian Gifts Collection
Livestock Guardian Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring livestock guardian themes—great for daily inspiration and a touch of humor.
Livestock Guardian Pillows
Find pillows that celebrate the loyal and brave nature of these guardians—perfect for adding warmth to any home or barn.
Livestock Guardian Prints
Browse our art prints featuring livestock guardian motifs—excellent for decorating spaces that honor rural life and animal valor.
Livestock Guardian T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts that showcase the pride and personality of livestock guardians—ideal for casual wear and animal lovers.