Livestock Keeping Gifts

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"Sorry, but they call themselves cowboys: so they must love us more than they love their horses..."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Superstock'

Pull the udder one

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Sick Rancher Humor

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Cheesie Rider

You must un-learn bowel control!

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

The worm that churned!