Cow Keeping Gifts

"Gesundheit."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Motorherd

Cow's straw

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Slinky Cow World

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

A Tumble Cow

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."