Horsekeeping Gifts

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. III

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VIII

Groom teling visitors about an erratic horse

A great bargain. - To be sold - the property of an officer going abroad

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'I wish I was creative'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"