Horsekeeping Gifts

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. III

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VIII

Groom teling visitors about an erratic horse

A great bargain. - To be sold - the property of an officer going abroad

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'I wish I was creative'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."