Horsekeeper Gifts

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Saving a Heart

Pointing.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

ZOO

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The Goalkeeper

Beer Order

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Gentlemen Riders

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Football

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

The best goalie in the world!

First past the post.

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

A scarecrow goalie