Horsekeeper Gifts

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Saving a Heart

Pointing.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

ZOO

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

The Goalkeeper

Beer Order

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Football

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Gentlemen Riders

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

The best goalie in the world!

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

First past the post.

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'