Stable Keeper Gifts

Man returning hired horse which bolted into a shop

Gentleman recognises his own saddle horse being used to pull his carriage

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Stable boys and Scottsman

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"I preferred the name 'Merrylegs'."

"Sorry, Dad."

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

A great bargain. - To be sold - the property of an officer going abroad

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

'I love you Jeff, but you have two chromosomes less than me and I guess I can't handle that'

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

'Look around Dad. This was once all yours...'

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

Horse Muzzles