Stable Worker Gifts

'I think you're overfeeding him.'

"I carry burdens, yes.....but I certainly don't consider myself a beast."

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Pompous horse rider pt. 1

Mistress gives stable boy perfume to stop him smelling

Stable boys and Scottsman

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. VI

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

'Superb mud roll Bob! superb! you haven't missed a bit of you!'

Horse: Gone to Lunch

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Pony Rides

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Off Duty.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'A word in my office Jones.'

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

'I can assure you we take privacy concerns very seriously. Now, on your way out, shut the bloody door.'