Stable Dweller Gifts

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

You will soon learn how to put on bandages.

Neigh-berhood watch scheme in a stables.

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

Kit's visit to the stable

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'I love you Jeff, but you have two chromosomes less than me and I guess I can't handle that'

"Holmes, I keep telling you ... you've got to be more assertive with that horse."

The Art Student.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Mohammad's motors

"Come and get it!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Upper West Side Story

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

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