Stable Life Enthusiast Gifts

'Superb mud roll Bob! superb! you haven't missed a bit of you!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Cat with nine still lives"

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Artist and chiken

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

The Still Life Revolts

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

'I love you Jeff, but you have two chromosomes less than me and I guess I can't handle that'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Do you realize, we're posing for Cezanne!

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

Horse Muzzles

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

Still life?

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....