Career Stability Enthusiast Gifts

'The only people with a job for life are undertakers and traffic cone manufacturers!'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'I have to admit, it is a very attractive package.'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

A Balanced budget.

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

"The good news is that I'm still here after the boss cut our department by 33 percent."

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

You are more than your job description.

'You don't have much of a work history, do you, Mr. Laren?'

'What's job security like around here? Well, I wouldn't bother taking off my hat or coat.'

'Strategic plan B: we chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

'We believe in seeing ability, not disability. In your case, we see neither.'

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

"Listen, Baldo, I know what you're thinking...but as part of the management team, I can say with all confidence that your job is safe."

"I love my job!"

"I've finally reached the point in my career where I'm fairly confident I won't get eaten."

'You call that ambition?'