Career Stability Enthusiast Pillows

'The only people with a job for life are undertakers and traffic cone manufacturers!'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

A Balanced budget.

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

"The good news is that I'm still here after the boss cut our department by 33 percent."

You are more than your job description.

'You don't have much of a work history, do you, Mr. Laren?'

'What's job security like around here? Well, I wouldn't bother taking off my hat or coat.'

"Listen, Baldo, I know what you're thinking...but as part of the management team, I can say with all confidence that your job is safe."

'Strategic plan B: we chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

'We believe in seeing ability, not disability. In your case, we see neither.'

"I love my job!"

"Well, besides 'being famous for being famous'... what life goals do you have?"

"We're looking for someone with a diverse skill set accompanied by an advanced sense of passive resignation."

'You call that ambition?'