Stable Life Enthusiast Mugs

'Superb mud roll Bob! superb! you haven't missed a bit of you!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"Cat with nine still lives"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Mister Oedipus.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Artist and chiken

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'I love you Jeff, but you have two chromosomes less than me and I guess I can't handle that'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

The Still Life Revolts

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Do you realize, we're posing for Cezanne!

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

Horse Muzzles

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

Still life?