Stable Hero Mugs

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

Cleaning the Horse

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

Horse Muzzles

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

P.S. Please Excuse Scribble

'Hey Gloria, what's with the springs?'

The new groom is a very young boy who says he ought to understand horses because he has been amongst them all his life

'The brood mares are coming this way! If they ask you if they look fat the answer is no!'

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...

Ponies for Sale

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"