Stable Adventurer Mugs

'It's feed time! It's feed time! Woop! Woop! Woop!'

Ponies for Sale

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I am not asking for directions."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Mister Oedipus.

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Sticking out tongue

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

Lawrence of Suburbia

'I told you to sip it!'

'What luck!'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'