Stable Life Gifts

'Hey everyone! Meet Paul. Paul is the latest member of our 'I like pooping in the automatic waterer' club!'

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

Horse: Gone to Lunch

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Pony Rides

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Mister Oedipus.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Cleaning the Horse

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

'I love you Jeff, but you have two chromosomes less than me and I guess I can't handle that'

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

Horse Muzzles

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VI

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'Hey Gloria, what's with the springs?'

P.S. Please Excuse Scribble

The new groom is a very young boy who says he ought to understand horses because he has been amongst them all his life