Stable Life Gifts

'Hey everyone! Meet Paul. Paul is the latest member of our 'I like pooping in the automatic waterer' club!'

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

Horse: Gone to Lunch

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Pony Rides

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

Cleaning the Horse

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'I love you Jeff, but you have two chromosomes less than me and I guess I can't handle that'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Horse Muzzles

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VI

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

Ponies for Sale

P.S. Please Excuse Scribble

The new groom is a very young boy who says he ought to understand horses because he has been amongst them all his life

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

'Hey Gloria, what's with the springs?'