Stable Enthusiasts Gifts

'Do you think your owner will get that you're not in the mood to leave the field today?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Cuba united against blocking off the country

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

TTIP

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

"I preferred the name 'Merrylegs'."

Helms Burton Title III

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'I'm outta here.'

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

Think Zero Defects

Ethic Cleansing