Stable Enthusiasts Pillows

'Do you think your owner will get that you're not in the mood to leave the field today?'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Cuba united against blocking off the country

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

TTIP

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

"I preferred the name 'Merrylegs'."

Helms Burton Title III

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'I'm outta here.'

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

Think Zero Defects

Ethic Cleansing