Stable Life Aficionado Pillows

'You know I have a race tomorrow.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

'I love you Jeff, but you have two chromosomes less than me and I guess I can't handle that'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

Horse Muzzles

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

Furies 2.0

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

"Say, I like this show."

Artist ignoring a nude in favour of flowers.

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

'Do you think your owner will get that you're not in the mood to leave the field today?'

Ponies for Sale

Native trees of lexington avenue

The new groom is a very young boy who says he ought to understand horses because he has been amongst them all his life