Stable Story Lover Pillows

'Dude! You got the needle! Freakin' A that's cool, those things are wickedly hard to find!'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"What did Jesus order?"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

7 More Dwarfs

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

William Tell

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

Fairy tale

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."