Stable Story Lover Prints

'Dude! You got the needle! Freakin' A that's cool, those things are wickedly hard to find!'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Speed Dating for Turtles

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"What did Jesus order?"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

7 More Dwarfs

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

William Tell

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

Fairy tale

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"