Stable Supporter Prints

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Mister Oedipus.

Football addict

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Horse Muzzles

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

A tortoise

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

Small store loses out to glossy big store

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

The New Austerity.

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

P.S. Please Excuse Scribble

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

'Hey Gloria, what's with the springs?'

'The brood mares are coming this way! If they ask you if they look fat the answer is no!'

A Sweeping Reform.