Stable Supporter Pillows

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Football addict

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Horse Muzzles

A tortoise

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

Small store loses out to glossy big store

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

A Sweeping Reform.

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

'Hey Gloria, what's with the springs?'

'The brood mares are coming this way! If they ask you if they look fat the answer is no!'

P.S. Please Excuse Scribble

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!