Stable Storyteller Prints

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'OK gentlemen that's enough. Now, who wants to tell me how this all started?'

Mister Oedipus.

'I'm in foal with Sir Roger this time.'

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

Horse: Gone to Lunch

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

'Hey Gloria, what's with the springs?'

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

'There! Now they can't take one of us riding without the other!'

'Hey everyone! Meet Paul. Paul is the latest member of our 'I like pooping in the automatic waterer' club!'

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

A Mighty Hunter.

'Well, unfortunately, I don't really 'play' polo: My rider never lets me hit the ball...'

P.S. Please Excuse Scribble

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. III

Shepherd and eurydice

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."