Seasoned Storyteller Prints

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Where was the TSA?'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Kirsten Johnson

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Jacques et Jille

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Baby Bear.

Reading

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

Mephistopheles