Seasoned Storyteller Prints

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Jacques et Jille

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Baby Bear.

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Reading

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."